Contest: Best kettlebell story (with prize)

This is for Dragondoor forum members only. I’m looking for the best kettlebell story. It could be about your training, how you found kettlebells, results you have obtained, anything.

For instance, yesterday I hit myself in the face with a 20 kg. kettlebell.

Not really a story, but mildly entertaining nonetheless.
That really happened.

Post your stories to this thread, and after it starts to die down I’ll pick the three winners.

Prizes

First place winner gets a copy of ‘The Corrections‘ and ‘(All Over) Strong‘ shipped to him or her, and will be put on the early reviewer list for Vol. 2 of ‘The Corrections’.

Second place gets a download copy of both DVD’s.

Third place get a download copy of ‘The Corrections’.

If you are a client of mine you are not eligible. Sorry. Sad face. :(